How was your day today?
It was great. I played with Ashley and Bradley and Samantha. Sammi is my best friend.
I'm so happy you've made such a good friend in Australia.
Me too. People like to say "Nathan and Samantha are in looove." But were not, we're just best friends.
That's fine sweetheart. You can be best friends with a girl if you want.
Mum, what's in love mean?
Well, I'm in love with your daddy and he's in love with me. Aunt Suz and Uncle Randall are in love, as are Aunt Nancy and Uncle Scott and your grandparents.
OK. I do not love Samantha. I'm only going to be in love with you, mom.
That's lovely, babe. I'm certain however that someday you will change your mind.
I will not! I will only be in love with you forever!
That's fine, just don't turn into Norman Bates.
Oops, I just said that out loud. Nobody baby - why don't you change out of your uniform and we'll go play in the hot tub!
Stellar parenting, I know.
Now, what would prompt kids in kindergarten to think about being in love? I just forgot about it until I saw evidence that maybe this girl does have a crush on Nathan.
On a completely different note, is anybody who reads this good at identifying insects? This thing is on the outside of my door, ensuring that I won't be going out to the patio any time in the near future.
|Where is your husband when you need him?|